My girlfriend and I are taking her car in to Midas today. I think, as an experiment, I'm just going to park her car, walk in to the lobby, hand the guy the keys, and tell him "can you tell me what's wrong?"
I guess this is not a good analogy, though, because he'll probably smile, and his eyes will spin back in his sockets and display dollar signs. Cha-ching!!! "I'd be more than happy to, sir..."
So I guess my response is, sure, I'll take a look at your code, Kiwi. It will cost you about $2500 or so, but there is a LOT wrong with it. And I strongly recommend an undercoat...