I think that it's good and healthy to read language comparisions. Of course, it's better and healthier to write some of them.
That being said I think this guy went about writting his comparison in the wrong way.
First of all, he states opinion as fact. On many cases he says the winner is java because of something that really has no effect on security, run time or programming time. Basically when you're comparing languages you should look at
Readability - if one langauges way of doing it is more readable then another there are benefits in that
Writability - if one language takes 10 lines and the other takes 2 there are benefits in that as well.
Speed - This one encompases speed to program, debug and run the code. If one language is faster to write in but dog slow to run that's not good.
Functionality - While it is possible for a language to have too much functionality [cough]PL1[/cough] having an appropriate amount of functionality is a good thing. Too little and you spend a lot of time coding simple tasks, too much and you get lost on the manual.
Usability - Is the language good at what it was originally designed for. Period, I'm not writting any web scripts in C++ and I'm not writting any GUIs in PHP.
Also when you're writting a language comparison it generally takes two people. One who is an expert in one language and one who is an expert in the other language. Let's face introductory level tutorials do not give you the language en mass, they give you enough of a taste to get you started. Someone with a vast amount of knowledge about langauge A cannot write a good language comparison between A and B from an introductory tutorial about B.
Here is my final synopsis of which is better PHP or JAVA. If I'm writting a web script then I'm writting in PHP. If I'm writting a desktop app and want platform independence (i.e. an installer for that web script) then I'm going with JAVA.
In college I had a class called Programming Languages. In 14 weeks we learned and programmed in 12 languages. The entire point of that call was, all languages are pretty much equal so pick the one that best fits your needs and use it.