P-H(aiku)-P

dalecosp

Another stupid idea. If you're not familiar with haiku, here's Google ® for ya. IIRC, the syllabic count is 5/7/5.

Remote [man]fopen/man
If your host has set "safe mode";
it simply won't work...

Don't curse "parse errors";
consider well their message
and you may see light

Weedpacket

Your function doesn't
bottom out when recursing.
There will be core dumps.

[man]Mail/man for many?
Rather than use the function,
do SMTP.

function do_haiku()
{
	echo "seven syllables";
	return "about five";
}

drawmack

Open a socket
No not an adjustable wrench
Nere a hammer too

Weedpacket

It's a slow news day.
My blog takes ages to load.
Should I download Zend?

Your form's text field 'age'
Could contain any old thing:
Cast it into (int).

Linux, Apache
MySQL, PHP:
A quadrumvirate.

MySQL has its
Devotees and dismal flaws.
I prefer Postgres.

My code sleeps soundly.
Confident in its repose.
It will run when called.

Shrike

The screen is just blank.
Why doesn't my clan page load?
I mack goos scipt lol.

Excerpt from Anon. collected stupid threads (2004)

dalecosp

You've got a problem?
Please ask questions correctly
or S.T.F.W.!

You must use objects?
You can't pass by reference
sans PHP 5....

Linux, Apache
MySQL, PHP:
A quadrumvirate.

Very nice!

vaaaska

My sessions won't work.
Why won't somebody help me?
Bump...bump...bump...bump...bump...

😉

bubblenut

Originally posted by Weedpacket
My code sleeps soundly.
Confident in its repose.
It will run when called.

In an ideal world,
Alas this is not for me.
It will die when called.

Shrike

Wary are the wise -
for mysql_list_fields();
It's deprecated.

Some say Oracle,
PG or MySQL!
So abstract your code.

Weedpacket

Do I exit? Die?
Return, break or continue?
Maybe I should just }

Well how many syllables do you think '}' has?

I've got a client.
The server doesn't know this;
it won't do windows.

Shrike

Curl-y brace ? 🙂

Also is MySQL 4 or 3? It's often pronounced MySeeQual

Weedpacket

Originally posted by Shrike
Curl-y brace ? 🙂

Also is MySQL 4 or 3? It's often pronounced MySeeQual

Sequel? Ess Queue Ell?
Either is acceptable.
Have authors declared?

dalecosp

And so it seems, that
operators must have sounds;
at least in my head...

<?php
$foo=$bar+$garply;
return 1; ?>

I listen to code
And it always seems to me
to be a rim shot.

bubblenut

A rim shot, good god.
I'm sure that's not what I think.
Please, not what I think.
:queasy:

Shrike

You had a problem?
The world has many problems.
Mark the thread resolved.

dalecosp

Originally posted by bubblenut
A rim shot, good god.
I'm sure that's not what I think.
Please, not what I think.
:queasy:

Musical: rim-shots ---
produced by hitting a drum
just near the rim -- zot!

zoom-zot-pee-aitch-pee
foo equals bar plus garply
return one zoom zot

As for your quote, there,
I don't even want to know
what you were thinking.

😉

Back on the topic:
please use the board's VBcode
when posting a script....

originally posted by Shrike
You had a problem?
The world has many problems.
Mark the thread resolved.

ROFL! 😃

Merve

PEAR is O.O.P.
Classes and objects are fun
Kind of like Java...

Weedpacket

I can't use your app.
Do you think "PG" stands for
"Parental Guidance"?

I have never heard "MySQL" pronounced with just three syllables. PG's spells it out. The authors demonstrated in an MP3. But "Sequel Server" sounds somewhat better than the clunkier version. (The DBMS itself is - in this respect - another story).

404 Not Found
That resource does not exist.
Perhaps you mistyped?

Unfathomable:
A cry of "That's off topic!"
In the Echo Lounge.

Shrike

PHP is a
Hypertext Preprocessor
PHP is a...
ad inifinitum

P in PHP
Short for P in PHP,
Is short for P in...
ad infinitum magis

Elizabeth

[FONT=courier new]$foo, $bar[/FONT] so "eighties"-
a new revolution comes,
they should use [FONT=courier new]$shiz, $nit[/FONT].

I know that $foo and $bar began primarily in computer coding in the seventies, but alas- too many syllables.