i did it i think the long way.. if anyone wants to clean this up some, feel free
it works, with no errors logged, and that is all that really matters.. to me
$wrong = "In the wrong place, at the wrong time.";
$string = str_replace("errors/400.php",$wrong,$string);
$string = str_replace("errors/403.php",$wrong,$string);
$string = str_replace("errors/404.php",$wrong,$string);
$string = str_replace("errors/500.php",$wrong,$string);
$string = str_replace("errors/502.php",$wrong,$string);
$string = str_replace("errors/503.php",$wrong,$string);