It was an online tutorial, so no money invested, only precious time.
What I did was follow a news app tutorial, which worked great, well, it worked...then I followed an image upload tutorial, which ended up working too. Then, with the help of someone on phpfreaks, we got the the two scripts to work together, however, I couldn't get it to work without updating the image, hence this post.
As far as a cut, I'm getting chump change for this. It's more of a learning experience, plus I can use this code for future projects. While I know you were kidding, I'm totally willing to help out with some graphic design, should you guys need some. I have photoshop on lock!
Peace.