Storing dates as varchars, files as blobs, etc.

[nemonoman]

I heard that Porsches are really fast. But I don't know how to drive, and it will take too long to learn.

Can somebody tell me how to remove the engine, transmission, body, suspension and two of the wheels from a Porsche, and also how to attach handlebars and pedals? I know how to ride a bike. That driving stuff looks hard.

Better yet, instead of instructions, could you just convert the Porsche into a bike for me?

[cheese]

If you ship it to the UK for me, I will get it converted for you and have a mountain bike shipped right back to you....... honest it will be a conversion....... honest..........

Cheers,

Neil.