You might be a geek...

[BuzzLY]

• If you own a machine which runs Unix, Ultrix, Linux, FreeBSD, or any other such operating system.

• If you can call more than three Star Trek episodes (any series) by name, or if you can name the entire cast of any of the shows.

• If you even knew there was more than one series.

• If you speak a non-existant language (e.g., Klingon or High Elvish) you might be a geek. Esperanto counts.

• If you ever lost your favorite pocket protector at a D&D convention.

• If you chose voluntarily to go to grad school primarily out of interest for the subject you were studying.

• If you have ever used the anagram program to generate anagrams for an RPG. (Give yourself an extra point if you knew RPG stands for "Role Playing Game".)

• If you own any article of clothing, bumper sticker, etc., which has the word "grok" on it.

• If you own an autographed copy of Kerninghan and Ritchie's The C Programming Language.

• If you have ever placed a personal ad on an BBS, web site, or other such electronic medium.

• If your favorite number is irrational or imaginary.

• If you refer to your adolescence as "my pupal stage".

• If you know a joke about biostatisticians and epidemiologists.

• If you automatically assume "coax" has two syllables.

Got any more? Share 'em!

[pohopo]

• If you visit phpbuilder.com daily (extra two points if you answer peoples coding questions)

[elementaluk]

I got 3. Everyone knows what RPG stands for and I sometimes answer peoples coding questions here at phpbuilder but rarely visit.

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You get REALLY excited when people from countries with limited access to the 'net are frequent visitors to your pages.

You write web pages about your web pages.

You do your best work after 11 p.m.

You can remember your web address faster than your phone number.

7 now...

[Shrike]

With regard to Web comics

• Penny Arcade makes you laugh hysterically

• Dilbert makes you laugh sarcastically

• User Friendly makes you laugh knowingly

• You know why it's called 8-bit Theatre.