Need help with a counting program

[redalertpro102]

?php

planetsim=a oarless boat child;
echo planetsim needs mental help;

if(planetsim actually helped people instead of complaining about every litttle thing, maybe people could learn how to do this stuff)

else
{
planetsim is still a guppie;
}

?

[planetsim]

Firstly please use [php][/php] tags, secondly do not re-post your thread again just because it hasnt been answered. If you still need help use the existing thread.

Existing Thread