This is really good...laughing out loud...
http://daringfireball.net/2005/04/adobe_translation
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Translation From PR-Speak to English of Selected Portions of Adobe’s ‘FAQ’ Regarding Their Acquisition of Macromedia
Thursday, 21 Apr 2005
Said FAQ is available in convenient PDF format here.
Why is Adobe acquiring Macromedia?
Adobe’s mission has always been to help people and businesses communicate better. Macromedia’s mission has been to provide a rich media experience. Together, we share a vision for the future and with the combination of the two companies — our products, technologies and people — we will enable the creation and delivery of compelling content and experiences across multiple operating systems, devices and media.
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Dude, we just bought the only significant competitor to several of our flagship applications. We didn’t buy Macromedia, we bought the market.
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