Hi cconn,
Yeah, I don't have PHP installed here at work either (or at home, for that matter!). However, my hosting service has it installed on their servers along with MySQL by default. So any code I write, I just upload it to a folder on my website & run it from there. Not very elegant, but it works...
You're right about the user comments & the ANSI SQL standards. I wasn't aware as I didn't pay any attention to that part - I use MySQL, and I tend to block out anything that doesn't directly pertain to that.
Let me know how it works out for you.