Okay I will make this brief.
I have used PHP before, and Perl before. I am currently running a website on a shared host, which I don't have physical access to. I only have FTP access, nothing else. It runs both PHP and Perl, in addition to others.
I have a Perl bot I am currently running of my own computer, which I don't want. It is a bot which connects to an IRC network, and then runs an idling RPG based on Stargate SG-1, see my homepage for more details if you need to. This Perl bot would be much more useful run from the host server my site is on. Which I was told I have permission to do by the hosting company. But as I have no SSH or virtual desktop or anything, I can't just run the bot. So I was told I could make a php page which would run the bot.
I, however, have no clue how to do this, however easy or complicated it may be.
The problem is, I need to have my bot running on a web server, so I can access the db it uses and 2 other files to populate some of the info on the webpage it accompanies. Including map locations, characters, and quest info.
I know it can be run, and only uses about 250k a day, so that usage isn't of concern to me. However, without a way to start the bot, I have no to way run it.