What function are you?

[vaaaska]

Inspired by a thing where I saw people posting which fonts represent them...

But y'all should go first...

[Elizabeth]

Well, my husband would probably say I'm

rand()

because he never knows what he's going to get... especially during a certain week of the month.

Or perhaps he would say I'm

user_error() or trigger_error()

because I'm the first to issue any warnings or point out any errors for behavior he might be exerting at the time.

But I'd say I'm closer to

pspell_check()

because I seem to be the person everyone in the office yells to for the correct spellings of words.

[davidjam]

ob_start()

// .. could take months ..

ob_flush()

Because I don't appear to be do anything for periods of time and then suddenly I do everything. 🙂

[goldbug]

Lately, I've been on a sharp OCD bender, so:

tidy_clean_repair()

But really, I wish it could be:

sleep()

[Drakla]

I think the guy I'm working for wishes I was either

is_callable();    // as I don't get out of bed until he finishes work... or would

unlink();    // because I'm forever playing Zelda when I am awake

count($drakla);    // sorry!  Just flicking through the function reference and it had to be done

[goldbug]

Originally posted by Drakla
I think the guy I'm working for wishes I was either

is_callable();    // as I don't get out of bed until he finishes work... or would

unlink();    // because I'm forever playing Zelda when I am awake

count($drakla);    // sorry!  Just flicking through the function reference and it had to be done

[/B]

Oh man, you have just given me a reason to name array variables $chocula 😃

[BuzzLY]

I think I'm:

error_reporting(E_NONE)

If I do make a mistake, I'm bound to completely ignore it (assuming I'm even aware of it).

[thorpe]

explode()

ok.... so im a little short fused.

[kender]

if(!isset())

im never quite set

[vaaaska]

I'm a bit of an organizational freak. Hence, I need my things lined up in a row (generically speaking) so I can blast right through them:

array_map($function,$array);

Except, the problem with array_map() is that it requires an array, so I employ it this way:

function doMap($function,$value)
{
	return is_array($value) ? array_map($function,$value) : $function($value); 
}

[planetsim]

If I havent had much [man]sleep[/man] i can be a bit [man]usleep[/man] (Delayed).

However im more of an [man]echo[/man], if something is on my mind I make sure I output it.

[BuzzLY]

I think I might also be:

if()

... but I can't decide.

[TheDefender]

sort()
// because I was always the shortest guy in school, and when we lined up to go to
// the water fountain, lunch, recess, or whatever else, I always went first.

mt_srand()
// because after having my 4th child my wife would argue that I am just a bit too
// good at seeding things.

time()
// because I am always looking at my watch and my entire life is spent on
// punctuality.  (I'm kind of anal retentive about that)

There's more, but I think I've already said too much. 😉

[JPnyc]

Is there a lazy() function?

[kender]

you can freate a function for anything 🙂

[Merve]

[man]abs/man

Because I always try to be positive about things, never negative 😃

[goldbug]

Merve wrote:

[man]abs/man

Because I always try to be positive about things, never negative 😃

And because you are always working on your six-pack? :rolleyes:

[Merve]

No, definitely not that, but if you want to think that, go ahead 😃

[TheDefender]

I think goldbug was using the double entendre (sp?) to refer to that six-pack of Budweiser in the mini-fridge below your computer desk merve...

[Merve]

/me sighs

If only I were old enough to drink beer...

/me takes a large gulp from a bottle of orange juice

😃