A story

Atomiku

:o Ive gone and done it, One of those threads that loads of people post in lol

"I was walking down the road and I saw something glowing down an alley, I decided to walk down the alley..."

Who ever posts next has to add something to that story above,
then the next user has to add something to the story that is above him/her
and so on...

BuzzLY

As I was about to walk down the alley, I tripped over a

Atomiku

LoganK, "What are you doing here?" said atomiku
"Not sure, I just wanted to find out what the ground tastes like" replyed LoganK
"Well, last time I checked, The ground tasted like..."

Elizabeth

strawberry shortcake."

"Hmm, that's funny since we're standing in front of a ..."

Atomiku

"Big strawberry shortcake monster..." said LoganK
"Errr... Huston, We have a desert" Replyed Atomiku
"Is it a bird?" A man asked
"Is it a plane?" Said a woman
"No its a shortcake you idiots" said LoganK

The shortcake opened its mouth...

LoganK

and flamed the creator of this thread for starting it and including me without permission 😃. But oh no! They heard a noise and whipped their heads around, and to their surprise, they saw someone holding a LART!!

"Oh no! It can't be!" said LoganK.
"Is it?" inquired atomiku.
"Yes," they screemed in unison, "it's ...

Atomiku

A PHPBuilder moderator, Who has came to lock this thread because its really silly!"said LoganK
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" shouted atomiku, "Please dont".
"Grrrr, I big scarey mod guy" replyed the fearsome moderator.
LoganK spotted something flying around
"Is it a bird?" Said a man
"Is it a plane?" Said a woman
Atomiku had this expression on his face: "😐". There was silence for a while
"OMG, I know who that is!" Said LoganK
"Its... Its... ITS".....

LoganK

Superman!" (duh. who else would it be?)

Suddenly, Superman...

Atomiku

unlink()ed the moderator with his very cool powers then...

Merve

...decided to go to the local supermarket to buy a bag of apples. However, the supermarket was closed. But he needed apples; he was so hungry! So he decided to...

LoganK

fly over to Africa to buy some from the apple-man! But when he got there, the apple-man said he wanted "tree fiddy" ($3.50). It was at that point that he realized it wasn't an apple-man, it was a...

Merve

...tomato-girl! This tomato-girl held a ladle in one hand a squeeze-bottle of ketchup in the other.

"You want apples?" she said to Superman, "You're gonna have to eat ketchup first."
She began squirting ketchup into his mouth.

Superman began to choke. Who would save him now?

LoganK

A few million miles away, something with super hearing heard the sound of Superman choking on Heinz 57 ketchup (why Heniz 57? and how did this thing recognize that exact sound? ...figure it out). This something rushed out of its home, bursting on to the London streets. People stopped, pointed and stared at the...

Merve

...mechanical monkey, who happened to be chomping on a metal banana.

"People of London," said the monkey, "I shall return soon. I'm leaving to save one of those crazy American superheroes. Until then, you will be in the care of...

LoganK

Jean Chretien!"

"Who is that?" yelled the people of London.

The monkey replied, "He is...

Merve

...none other than the nonsense-speaking, protestor-choking, sponsorship-dealing former prime minister of Canada!"

"We already have one of those!" yelled the people of London, "His name's Tony Blair!"

"Too bad," said the monkey, "I'm off to save Superman before it's too late!"

LoganK

The monkey flies off to save Superman, but as the people look up, they get confused! They see two things flying in the sky! Oh wait, they realize, it's just a space shuttle!

The monkey flies to Africa and is horrified by what he sees, which is...

Merve

...Superman covered in purple ketchup, coughing and spluttering.

"I ran out of regular ketchup," explained Tomato-girl, "And now I'm going to destroy you!"

"Not so fast, Tomato-girl," said Mechanical Monkey, "I could destroy you in ten minutes flat."

"But Superman will die in that much time! Mwahahahaha!"

Somebody was needed to perform CPR while Mechanical Monkey held off Tomato-girl. Who would it be?

LoganK

Why, none other than Dilbert! A company-reimbursed helicopter dropped his mouthless body off, and he started giving CPR to Superman.

But wait, what's that? Mechanical Monkey and Tomato-girl both stop their girly-slap-fighting and look up, only to see...

Merve

...a big fat ugly...