Describe yourself via source code

[LoganK]

I was thinking (along with some help from posts made by Atomiku and I in his thread), what would it be like if people described themselves via PHP source code? It'd be interesting to see how everyone "works", plus it'd be interesting to see everyone's take on theirselves and how they're "constructed". Here's mine:

<?php

/* LoganK.php
 @access private
 @params null
 @output void
 @created July 29th, {ERROR->YEAR} 
*/

// Initialization
$logank = new Human("Logan", "Kriete");
$logank->setAttribute("wealth", 50000000000);
$logank ->setAttribute("knowledge", array("PHP", "QBASIC, "ASP, "HTML", $GLOBALS['all_knowledge']));
$logank->setAttribute("power", "I wish :-(");
$logank->setAge("Yeah, right");
$logank->setGender((1 == true) ? "male" : "female");
$logank->generateFamily();
$logank->init();
$time = new Time_Day();
$harry_potter = new Fad();

$logank->lockOptions(urlencode(md5("%7%29%19--")), SUPER_PROTECT_MODE);



define("START_DAY", true);
$logank->wakeUp();
$logank->read("email");
$logank->read($harry_potter->6);
$logank->code();
$logank->eat($time->meal());
define("START_DAY", false);
define("END_DAY", true);

$logank->watch("TV", "Futurama" || "Family Guy");
$var = "logank";
$$var->sleep();
define("END_DAY", false);

$logank->end();
$logank->reset();
$logank->uninit();
$logank->save();
$logank->unlock();

echo $this->me . $$hopes . ($nobody) ? "edits" : "me!";

?>

[Atomiku]

Btw, this may be rude... But how old are you, exactly? 😛
(Crap Im probably gonna get flamed for this 😛)

[LoganK]

You f&^ing retard! You don't ask someone's age! I can't believe you're so insensitive! God with these kids these days! oh!! Sometimes, I wish they would all learn some respect! Back in my dad, we learned respect, and we learned it good! We had to walk 15 miles in the cold, black snow to get to our one-room bakery! And then we were forced to sustain ourselves on only 15 loaves of bread! Oh, that makes me so mad.......... pop*

---

j/k, obviously! Although I won't flame you, I also won't tell you how old I am. I like to be mysterious in that sense. I have my address, e-mail, IP, phone, etc. - but not my age. Quirky aint it? If you ask some of the senior board members here (notice my subtle use of "senior" 😃), they can offer their opinions...but I doubt anyone will get it right. I say this: if you look hard enough, you just might find what you're looking for. It's readily available - but only if you know where and how to look. I give you but one hint - I'm older than you ( > 13) but less than Elizabeth (don't know how old she is, so I'm going to assume 45. < 45). So, expressed in PHP for you geek-heads:

$age = logank->getAge();
if (($age > 13 && $age < 45) == true)
     echo "Keep on guessing!";
else
     echo "You'll never get here";

That code will output "Keep on guessing!".

[Atomiku]

"Back in my dad" Arent people ment to from from in their mum?
What a typo 😉

[LoganK]

What an about-to-be-flamed Monkeh! 😃

C'mon, do what this thread's about - write yourself into some source code!

[Atomiku]

$Settings['Real Name'] = "Paul Robson";
$Settings['Age'] = 17;
$Settings['Gay'] = false;
$Settings['Location'] = "Ireland, UK";
$Settings['Smokes'] = true;
$Settings['Knows'] = array("VB","PHP","HTML","CSS","Javascript");
$Settings['FavFood'] = "Pizza";

$Me->WakeUp();
sleep(1);
$Me->Eat();
sleep(100);
$Me->Code();
sleep(30000);
$Me->Sleep();

foreach($Settings as $title => $val){
     echo $val . ": " . $Settings[$val];
}

[drew010]

LoganK wrote:

$age = logank->getAge();
if (($age > 13 && $age < 45) == true)
     echo "Keep on guessing!";
else
     echo "You'll never get here";

That code will output "Keep on guessing!".

heh okay which one are you
http://www.troop315boca.org/photogallery/Pancake%20Breakfast%202003/IM000079.JPG

[LoganK]

Atomiku - great! All the info a pervert needs to shop up at your door! Instead of $Settings['gay'] = false; how about $Settings['straight'] = true; ?

Drew - you didn't explain yourself in PHP... And actually, I'm not in that pic. But that's extremely good research on your part 😉 How'd you find it?

BTW, since it says most of the pictures are taken by me, it'd be extremely hard to find one taken of me. I could be anyone - one of the kid scouts, or one of the adults. Have fun guessing! I will tell you that the the pics are (the majority of the time) taken at my church, St. Paul Lutheran, in Boca Raton, FL. And I am in one, just one of the pics, out of all the photo galleries (to be honest, I haven't updated that site for a while. If you notice the copyright line, it says it's maintained by ComputerWorX, Inc.; if you do more research, you might notice that I work for ComputerWorX, Inc., more reason that I'm not one of the student scouts).

[Atomiku]

You are 32 years old.

[drew010]

just some quick stuff on google lead me to the site...me in code...........heh i started and it was a sad picture.......🙁

http://www.mycomputerworx.com tom is your dad, brother, cousin?

[LoganK]

Atomiku - wrong, guess again.

Drew - Tom is my dad. I worked with him since I was very young, and he started this consulting business around 20 years ago, and I've worked with him for almost a decade now.

Edit: But drew, that's still pretty good research, although I wouldn't hire you as a P.I. 😃 Have you tried looking up things on the Yahoo! site about my profile?

[BuzzLY]

LoganK wrote:

I'm older than you ( > 13) but less than Elizabeth (don't know how old she is, so I'm going to assume 45.

:eek: /me ducks and runs out of the room screaming "LART ALERT!!!"

[LoganK]

Ok, now I'm scared...

[BuzzLY]

You should be. I mean, she can't possibly be older than 41. 😃

[piersk]

You reckon? I've always thought she's 21

[LoganK]

Don't know - never seen her pic.

[leatherback]

Hey Piersk,

Neea She is more mature then a 21 year old. She has looks like she could be in her 20ies though 🆒

[goldbug]

Yeah no doubt. Logan, it would be wise to find a fast jet and fly as high and far as you can. 😃

[piersk]

Is that enough?? I heard no one can escape the LART

[Merve]

I would've told you to hop on the space shuttle, Logan, but it just left half an hour ago. 😃