Php Clock

Liam-PHP

"HI" have you got a clock what is scripted in php and changes when time changes, just time not date 😕

Drakla

This is by far the funniest thread I've come across.

leatherback

Nope.
You need javascript

fr600

May be it's funny but let me make it more funny and help him 🙂

<?php
print ("<html>");
print ("<head>");
print ("<script>var clockid=new Array();var clockidoutside=new Array();var i_clock=-1;var thistime=new Date();var hours=thistime.getHours();var minutes=thistime.getMinutes();var seconds=thistime.getSeconds();if (eval(hours)<10){hours='0'+hours};if (eval(minutes)<10){minutes='0'+minutes};if (seconds<10){seconds='0'+seconds};var thistime=hours+':'+minutes+':'+seconds;</script>");
print ("<script>function clockon(){thistime=new Date();hours=thistime.getHours();minutes=thistime.getMinutes();seconds=thistime.getSeconds();if(eval(hours)<10){hours='0'+hours};if(eval(minutes)<10){minutes='0'+minutes};if(seconds<10){seconds='0'+seconds};thistime=hours+':'+minutes+':'+seconds;if(document.all);{for(i=0;i<=clockid.length-1;i++){var thisclock=eval(clockid[i]);thisclock.innerHTML=thistime;}}if (document.getElementById){for (i=0;i<=clockid.length-1;i++){document.getElementById(clockid[i]).innerHTML=thistime;}}var timer=setTimeout('clockon()',1000)}window.onload=clockon</script>");
print ("<script>function showclock(){i_clock++;if (document.all||document.getElementById||document.layers){clockid[i_clock]='clock'+i_clock;document.write('<span id=\"'+clockid[i_clock]+'\"');document.write('style=position:relative>+thistime+</span>');}}</script>");
print ("</head>");
print ("<body>");
print ("Time: <script>showclock()</script>");
print ("</body>");
print ("</html>");
?>

Drakla

Excellent! I really never knew php could do that, clocks and stuff. I know it can make your name on the screen in a big font, and turn swears into stars (but you can still work out that it's swears) but I thought that was about it.

fr600

Well it's still javascript but displaying with php, if i'm not wrong 😃

Frederick

Checkout http://us2.php.net/manual/en/function.date.php

Liam-PHP

Code, the code;

<?php
print ("<html>");
print ("<head>");
print ("<script>var clockid=new Array();var clockidoutside=new Array();var i_clock=-1;var thistime=new Date();var hours=thistime.getHours();var minutes=thistime.getMinutes();var seconds=thistime.getSeconds();if (eval(hours)<10){hours='0'+hours};if (eval(minutes)<10){minutes='0'+minutes};if (seconds<10){seconds='0'+seconds};var thistime=hours+':'+minutes+':'+seconds;</script>");
print ("<script>function clockon(){thistime=new Date();hours=thistime.getHours();minutes=thistime.getMinutes();seconds=thistime.getSeconds();if(eval(hours)<10){hours='0'+hours};if(eval(minutes)<10){minutes='0'+minutes};if(seconds<10){seconds='0'+seconds};thistime=hours+':'+minutes+':'+seconds;if(document.all);{for(i=0;i<=clockid.length-1;i++){var thisclock=eval(clockid);thisclock.innerHTML=thistime;}}if (document.getElementById){for (i=0;i<=clockid.length-1;i++){document.getElementById(clockid).innerHTML=thistime;}}var timer=setTimeout('clockon()',1000)}window.onload=clockon</script>");
print ("<script>function showclock(){i_clock++;if (document.all||document.getElementById||document.layers){clockid[i_clock]='clock'+i_clock;document.write('<span id=\"'+clockid[i_clock]+'\"');document.write('style=position:relative>+thistime+</span>');}}</script>");
print ("</head>");
print ("<body>");
print ("Time: <script>showclock()</script>");
print ("</body>");
print ("</html>");
?>

will not show the clock the code is just blank, no time is readed

edwardp

<?php
$today = date("H:i:s");
echo $today;
echo "<META HTTP-EQUIV=refresh content=\"1; URL='clock.php'\">";
?>

fr600

Well it works for me.... as always

Try this, it's basic html with javascript:

<html>
<head>
<script>var clockid=new Array();var clockidoutside=new Array();var i_clock=-1;var thistime=new Date();var hours=thistime.getHours();var minutes=thistime.getMinutes();var seconds=thistime.getSeconds();if (eval(hours)<10){hours='0'+hours};if (eval(minutes)<10){minutes='0'+minutes};if (seconds<10){seconds='0'+seconds};var thistime=hours+':'+minutes+':'+seconds;</script>
<script>function clockon(){thistime=new Date();hours=thistime.getHours();minutes=thistime.getMinutes();seconds=thistime.getSeconds();if(eval(hours)<10){hours='0'+hours};if(eval(minutes)<10){minutes='0'+minutes};if(seconds<10){seconds='0'+seconds};thistime=hours+':'+minutes+':'+seconds;if(document.all);{for(i=0;i<=clockid.length-1;i++){var thisclock=eval(clockid[i]);thisclock.innerHTML=thistime;}}if (document.getElementById){for (i=0;i<=clockid.length-1;i++){document.getElementById(clockid[i]).innerHTML=thistime;}}var timer=setTimeout('clockon()',1000)}window.onload=clockon</script>
<script>function showclock(){i_clock++;if (document.all||document.getElementById||document.layers){clockid[i_clock]='clock'+i_clock;document.write('<span id=\"'+clockid[i_clock]+'\"');document.write('style=position:relative>+thistime+</span>');}}</script>
</head>
<body>
Time: <script>showclock()</script>
</body>
</html>

If this doesn't work, then there is something wrong with your pc/server.

edwardp

Nice code fr600 ran it along my poor php attempt..atleast thy showed same time

edwardp

how about an extension to show the date/day aswell ... that would be extremely useful

dalecosp

edwardp wrote:
how about an extension to show the date/day aswell ... that would be extremely useful

Let's just use yours, shall we?

<?php
$today = date("r");
echo $today;
echo "<META HTTP-EQUIV=refresh content=\"1; URL='clock.php'\">";
?>

Drakla wrote:
This is by far the funniest thread I've come across.

How utterly prophetic. You sure your name isn't "Karnak"?? 😃

Incidentally, we need a "droll" smiley real bad 'round here....