I'll give @ a try, but while I do, here's the command I'm trying to issue:
rundll32.exe C:\Windows\System32\shimgvw.dll,ImageView_Fullscreen http:1.2.3.4/Picture.jpg
That's the crazy command to view an image in Windows Image and Fax Viewer, which is embedded in shimgvw.dll. I'm really beginning to despise Windows, even though this is probably my inability.
Another question while I'm at it, is there any benefit to Apache over IIS?