Thanks for all the support / advice. I'll explain why I asked and what I did to resolve it.
I run a string of gaming fansites using phpNuke and XOOPS, one of which I custom wrote a forums system for. I wanted to implement a feature where only a limited number of available emotes would appear rather than taking up half a page with them or popping a new window so I created a dropdown list with an onChange event to fill a DIV with the emotes. However, the emotes are pulled from a mySQL db on the fly and the mySQL queries are all OOP. What I ended up doing was dropping the classes so that I could get to the database.