Too much time on their hands

[Elizabeth]

Yikes. Some people really need to get a hobby.

http://www.wcpo.com/news/2006/local/05/26/vampire.html

[Jason_Batten]

"Only in America"

[Merve]

And this man hasn't stormed any Italian restaurants yet why?

[Weedpacket]

Merve wrote:

And this man hasn't stormed any Italian restaurants yet why?

Too many crucifixes around the place?

[goldbug]

It must be hard for him to go to the grocery store, especially the produce section.

...oh wait, he's picketing White Castle?...nevermind. Something tells me he doesn't see much of the produce section, or maybe even a grocery store. 😃

[dalecosp]

Since vaaska exposed my position in intelligence for FBI/CIA/NSA/Mossad/MI6/KGB, I'll have to set things straight:

From "Edgar Waldo Ingram III" <[e-mail]>
To: Jamie Richardson <[e-mail]>
Subject: Vacation ...

Hi, Jamie

The wife wants to go boating on the Med, and the stock price is awfully low compared to this time last year. Cash is kind low too, what with new stores to open, but I think I can sell a few shares to Uncle Cletus and make it if the price rises a bit.

Can we do anything about that?

Ed

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From "Jamie Richardson" <[e-mail]>
To: WK Test Kitchen <[e-mail]>
Subject: Still have that garlic idea?

Hey guys,

Do we still have a proposal for a garlic cheese sandwich? We need to make a move on some front, and warehousing says we have a lot of garlic cheese still in cold storage.

Jamie

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From <[e-mail]>
To: "Jamie Richardson" <[e-mail]>
Subject: Re: still have that garlic idea?

Jamie,

We can have everything ready in two weeks - enough to last a year.

"Julia Joyce"

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From "Jamie Richardson" <[e-mail]>
To: "All Stores" <[e-mail]>
Subject: Garlic is Cool!

Dear Colleages:

White Castle is proud to announce the return of Garlic Cheese!

You'll be receiving a marketing packet soon. In the meantime, I'm
looking for additional ideas. The boss has offered an extra two weeks
vacation for the associate with the best plan! Let me know what you
come up with!

"Nothing else",

Jamie Richardson

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From "Jim Finch" <[e-mail]>
To: <[e-mail]>
Subject: You still got that vampire costume?

Hey Fred,

You still got that vampire outfit you wore when
you and Darla kept the kids for Halloween 2 years ago?

Corporate's got a new sandwich coming out, and I got
this idea ....

Jim

P.S. Remind Darla that Dad's hernia surgery is this weekend.

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From [e-mail]
To: "Jim Finch" <[e-mail]>
Subject: Re: <A0><A0><A0><A0>You&nbsp;still&nbsp;got&nbsp;that&nbsp;Halloween&nbsp;costume?
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Yah,&nbspI've&nbsp;still&nbsp;got&nbsp;it.
<br><br><A0><A0><A0><A0><A0><A0><A0><A0><font color="turquoise">Meet me at Club Oasis tomorrow night?<img "src=attchDES9284792k378293802.jpg.html" alt="gnarly">
<br><br><A0><A0><A0><A0><A0><A0><A0><A0>Maxx
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Anyway, that's all that we can find, but I think you can guess the rest. 😉

[Weedpacket]

Okay, who's been snooping my Echelon transcripts? :mad: