I had almost clicked the "delete" button, but then I thought I might add in my own spam pet peeve... I hate the new ones now that consist of real words, but that are nonsensical in nature. They somehow get past my spam filter and cause me to manually delete them, which really bugs me. However, occasionally I get a chuckle out of their randomness; the one I just deleted had a subject of "icy pancreas".
Now that does not sound comfortable at all.