Funniest code contest in PHP

Mgccl

winner will... get respected by other members...
here are my submission, in PHP. I might update some in my blogs too

$information = teacher($data);  

$cipher_text = professor($data); 
$incoherent = high_school_freshmen($essay);
$gibberish = professional($data);  

$lunesta = textbook($data);  

$morebugs = developer($bugs);//when $bugs<10
$buggier_new_release = developer($bugs);//when $bugs>=10    

$beta = web2.0($alpha);  

$RC = web2.0($beta);  

function is_world_ok(){
if(1 != 1){
return false;
trigger_error(”there must be something wrong with this world, plz report to God in your prayer”,E_USER_WARNING ); 
}else{
return true;
}
}

dalecosp

I'm not sure your function is checking enough conditions to return a definitive/unconditional(!) TRUE up there.... :rolleyes:

dalecosp

But then again, I tend a tad towards pessimism, and you seem to be happy (or at least you were on Saturday), so maybe it's understable....

Weedpacket

Nope .... I get a parse error 🙂

NogDog

This isn't funny, but at least it parses:

<?php
echo (2 * 0xB or ! 2 * 0xB) ? $that = 'the question':'.';
?>

Weedpacket

<?php
$six = "1+5";
$nine = "8+1";
eval("echo $six * $nine;");
?>

It's funnier in C....

NogDog

Weedpacket wrote:
<?php
$six = "1+5";
$nine = "8+1";
eval("echo $six * $nine;");
?>
It's funnier in C....

Is this a reference to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

dalecosp

Well, some think so. I don't take Brian as my ultimate Authority, however. 😃