tommmmm wrote:include('http://www....etc')
which is disallowed on my host.
You do realize that even if they had allow_fopen_url (or whatever that directive's pesky name is) enabled, that still wouldn't work, right?
You can't include the source code of PHP files across an http: connection. Which makes sense; otherwise, you're saying you can open up your browser, type in the URL to any .php page, and somehow view the source of the .php code.