Mr. 001, please ignore our esteemed colleague, Mr. Was. He no longer is.
Mr. Was, please understand that PHP is a programming language. You are correct that it is usually used to preprocess web pages but it can be used for many other applications. Mr. 001's project is well suited for PHP. I encourage you, Mr. Was, to learn about unix tools such as cron, PHP commands such as exec, and grammar such as punctuation.