Hey Weed, love that blog - sure I've been there before.
Bpat (Brad isn't it) all those lovely things don't happen by themselves they happen because someone has writtten the install packeg to do them. In *NIX world it is thought that most people don't want stuff done without asking, and they are generally capable of doing it themselves if they do want.
If there was a mas market to exploit then the installers for linux would be written to do the same as the ones for winders - just give us a custom install option when you do please.
As to OS, I'm still quite happy on W2K SP4. Never liked XP and by the time I learnt you could turn that crap UI off and revert back to W2K I was not going to change anyway. I'm also quite happy with my 3/4/5 year old Dells thanks very much and will wait for them to expire in about another 5 years before I see the need to buy any more. This one here was shipped with XP. even has a badge to say it was designed for XP - but believe me it is about 512M short of RAM to run XP.
Personally, speaking with my lan admin hat on, I was VERY happy with winders for workgroups for user workstations. It ran all the software that they needed very well thank you very much. People have not learnt to type any faster, Lotus 123 ver 4 did everything that 99% of spreadsheets in the world do today and email is still just text in a jacket. The thing was I could lock a standard build down real easy. Keep it on a tape and when a machine f***ed up just blast it with a portable tape streamer. No need for RIS that don't work, or Ghost which does but is just another complex app to learn.
All this NT group policies with all the wrong defaults and so many options that NO-ONE could ever know them al - even the guys at MS don't know them all as you will soon find if you ask a question about them on MSDN.
Give me OS2 or Netware anytime - OS that you configure by changing 1 thing, not the 3 or 4 that MS stuff always takes. In fact I had a very happy carear in IT for decades without going any closer to MS than the desktop on a workstation. It was NT popping up everywhere that drove me to take up development.