$result = mysql_query("SELECT user, title, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(time) as time, comment FROM news");
will cause my page to take FOREVER to load... if i take that function out the page loads SOOO much faster... whats the PHP end equivalent of that function?
also, why would that function caus such a huge slow down? i only have two records in the table and its taking nearly 20+ seconds to reload the page... its the only DB on the server and theres no other traffic