Sorry if you felt I was being sarcastic, as no sarcasm was intended. I was just trying to explain the realities of the situation (well, at least how I perceive them). The simple fact is that this is a free resource. As such, you are at the mercy, so to speak, of connecting with a forum member with the time, interest, willingness, and applicable knowledge to help you. The larger (both in size and scope) your questions are and with the more time and effort that is required to analyze them (let alone develop a useful answer), the more potential responders are weeded out. Obviously since no one gets paid to answer your questions, including us moderators, there is no "right" or "guarantee" that every question will get answered. I'm not saying that no one will ever provide you a useful answer, and in fact there's a good chance someone will, eventually. I just wanted you to understand why, on a Sunday morning (for most of the members, anyway), the likely reason you've not received an answer yet.
As far as paying anyone goes, job postings and other offers to pay for help are not allowed here, in part due to the forum's owner's partnership with certain job web sites. (You can, of course, email or PM any member here to request help on a private basis, should you be so inclined.)