Where have all the good programmers gone?

Shawazi

I'm not sure if this constitutes as spam in the lounge - if it does feel free to tell me to shut up 🙂

MOD EDIT: Yep, sorry... no job postings/solicitations/etc. of any kind can be posted on PHPBuilder! It has to do with the host's TOS/contract and has been included in the AUP.

Weedpacket

But in answer to your question: they got fed up with the management and have left to become lumberjacks. Only the code monkeys are left.

rulian

Where is my bill gates
Where is my c++
Where is my if statement ending
Where have all the good programmers gone
do do dodo do do dodo

/ I apologize but I just had to post that /

NogDog

With your best Pete Seger imitation:
[indent]Where have all the programmers gone?
Long time parsing
Where have all the programmers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the programmers gone?
Gone to Starbucks every one
When will they ever earn?
When will they ever earn?[/indent]

Shawazi

I never learned C++. Web dev only 🙂 I don't care if C++ disappears haha But I'm sure the rest of the world disagrees, or does it?

Weedpacket

Where have all the Starbucks gone?
Long time parsing
Where have all the Starbucks gone?
Long time ago
To the bankers every one
When will they ever earn?
When will they ever earn?

dalecosp

LOL! Very nice, gentlemen.

Someone (conspicuously, I'm not raising my hand at present), should collect this one and the other lyrical gems through the years in one thread.

And then, someday (and I'm not holding my breath on this either), I should really fire up the DAW and record us a nice CD full of our PHP Builder song faves...)

stolzyboy

I haven't gone anywhere! 😉

phpsharma

I am here too 🙂

slick101

Shawazi;10903074 wrote:
I never learned C++. Web dev only 🙂 I don't care if C++ disappears haha But I'm sure the rest of the world disagrees, or does it?

C++ rocks! Did you want C to disappear also because then PHp is screwed !