First, I'd suggest developing at least a slightly thicker skin. If NRG misinterpreted your "n00bness", so be it. No big deal. (Easy for me to say, right? 🙂 ) He has helped many people on this forum and you have much to gain by encouraging him to want to help you again in the future.
Anyway, the following code runs fine for me:
<?php
$t_oview = 'test';
echo $t_oview;
// $t_oview=parse_links('ADDLINK:',$t_oview,1,'|',$urlrt.'/'.$secturlname);
echo "<br />Got here.";
?>
Does it also run OK for you? If so, then there's still something in your specific situation that we do not know about. If not, then there may be something screwy in your environment. However my suspicion at that point would first be the editor being used and whether it's doing something non-standard in terms of character sets, line endings, etc. before I would look for bugs in the PHP parser. That's not to say there might not be such a bug, but a lot of people have been creating a lot of PHP code with "//" comments for many years now, so I would think the likelihood of such a bug would be very small (but always non-zero).
If you can create a short PHP script that will replicate that error, post it here, and any of us can get the same error, then we can go post it at http://bugs.php.net (after seeing if there's already an open bug).