I guess no one reads. I'm not looking for an alternate method. I'm fully capable of doing alternate methods without people telling me what a <SELECT> is and besides, that is HTML not PHP, which is outside of the scope of this conversation (or so I thought anyways).
What I'm saying is that there are other parts of this over-all project that use a file upload and I don't want to switch one part to <SELECT> just because you don't know how to do what I'm asking. I already know it's possible to mutate the $_FILES array to produce the results I'm seeking, not skirt around to the side and shy away from it because you can't answer my question. Computers do what we want them to do, not the other way around (otherwise you're just another EULA accepting human, slowly losing your rights).
I thank you all for your time in this matter. Enjoy.