Below is my replace array in PHP, I'd just rather do it in SQL...
$replace = array('-', ',', ' ', '*', '#', '/', '\\', '"', ':', ';', '!', '\'', '.', '?', '&', '^', '%', '$', '~', '`', '[', ']', '{', '}', '|', '+', '=', '_', '(', ')');
What I meant was that I needed the REGEXP term for each of the cases in my replace array above.