laserlight,
thanks! I will do that.
For now, I've opted for the far less secure, but "works", create an unpriv'd user, and add the following to .bashrc:
top
logout
So when they log in, goes right into top (more important than iftop for now).
I was thinking of creating a bash script that traps SIGINT with two options.
The system stays internal @ the office, so I doubt its a huge deal, but just being cautious.