Chuck Norris, Lead Developer ...

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1. Chuck Norris doesn’t need sudo, he just types “Chuck Norris” before his commands.
2. Chuck Norris doesn’t need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
3. Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t pair program.
5. Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

[Weedpacket]

Bruce Schneier doesn't use a public key ring. He uses public key brass knuckles.
Bruce Schneier is the reason that 57 isn't prime.

Rory Williams once punched out the eleventh Doctor — the first Doctor felt it.
Rory Williams makes Chuck Norris want to be a nurse.