Code just for the helluvit

[NogDog]

Silliness that passed the last quarter hour of work today:

<?php
class foo {
	public function foo(&$foo) {
		$foo = create_function(
			'$foo',
			'echo "Hello, $foo.";'
		);
	}
}
new foo($foo);
$foo('foo');

[NogDog]

version 1.1:

<?php
class foo {
	private function __construct() {}
	public static function foo(&$foo) {
		$foo = create_function('$foo','echo "Hello, $foo.";');
	}
}
foo::foo($foo);$foo('foo');

[traq]

<?php #> 5.4
class foo{
    static function newFoo( Closure $foo ){
        $foo = $foo->bindTo( null,__CLASS__ );
        return $foo;
    }
    static function parentFoo(){
        return get_called_class();
    }
}
$foo = foo::newFoo( function( $foo ){ echo "Hello, $foo!  My name is ".static::parentFoo(); } );
$foo( 'Foo' );

edit
or...

<?php #> 5.4
class foo{
    static function newFoo( Closure $foo ){
        $foo = $foo->bindTo( null,__CLASS__ );
        return $foo;
    }
    static function parentFoo(){
        return get_called_class();
    }
}
$foo = foo::newFoo( function()use( &$bar ){ echo "Hello, $bar!  My name is ".static::parentFoo(); } );
$bar = 'Me';
$foo();
$bar = 'You';
$foo();

[NogDog]

And for another layer of absurdity:

/foo:

 <?php
class foo {
    private function __construct() {}
    public static function foo(&$foo) {
        $foo = create_function('$foo','echo "Hello, $foo.";');
    }
}

/foo.php:

require 'foo';foo::foo($foo);$foo('foo');

[traq]

NogDog;11028123 wrote:

And for another layer of absurdity

you mean, abstraction.

🙂

[NogDog]

traq;11028125 wrote:

you mean, abstraction.

🙂

Yeah, that's it: I knew it started with "abs...".

[laserlight]

You people have foo much time on your hands...

[dalecosp]

laserlight;11028143 wrote:

You people have foo much time on your hands...

Heh heh ... where's the "like" button? :p

[Bonesnap]

laserlight;11028143 wrote:

You people have foo much time on your hands...

They should be barred!

[dalecosp]

Bonesnap;11028151 wrote:

They should be barred!

That's a really baz idea if you ask me!