I get a Parse Error when ...

[dalecosp]

Somehow I just found the Title/Subject of this thread funny --- probably the shebang count did it.

It's been a long time since we played any new thread games here. It might not work, but why not try it?

Complete the sentence: "I get a Parse Error when ..."

I'll start.

I get a Parse Error when creating a web spider in Brainf***.

[sneakyimp]

I get a Parse Error when my wife says we have to have drinks with her friends

[Weedpacket]

I get a Parse Error when filleting fish and the knife slips.

[Derokorian]

I get a Parse Error when I miss a meal (Parse Error: expected "dinner" got "bedtime")

[NogDog]

<?php
echo "I get a parse error when AAaarrgghh!!