Well, how nice to see you back here, Queen Elizabeth!
I think the important question has one answer: root. After all, I'm root on the servers, right? Which means that ultimately I can have it my way:
$root@server: chown root www/default.css && chmod 644 www/default.css
However, I've been trying to lose some weight, so it may have to be diet root beer. Perhaps I can change all my databases to SQLite, too?
My issue is this: We have this site I've been working to improve for over 4 years, and boy, has it improved! I mean, the trendlines are all so much better than either the economy in general or the rate of salary raises that any of us have been getting ... and now this person that's worked there a couple of years and doesn't know beans about what I've done or how to do what I do, and doesn't think about a stylesheet and millions of pages that are all in sans-serif, and because this person (I didn't say "she" yet, did I? Because not all women are that dumb, see the wonderful(!) wise-crack above for proof-of-concept... and some guys are dumb too, so it might be a "he" ... I know some GD's who are "he" types 😉 ) wants a file that she created to show up underneath the site's sans-serif headers with serif fonts, I'm supposed to roll over and not say anything.
I think what I'll say is ... "I don't really need too many of y'all as references for my online resume." 😉