Vincent Vincent Vincent

[gushy]

OK, so now I've seen a topic entitled "Help Me Vincent .......😉", which tells me that it's not just me that thinks vincent spends an unbelievable amount of time on this forum.

So I have a few questions:

1) Who is Vincent?
2) Where is he from (Holland I believe, but I'm not sure)
3) What does he do?
4) Can I work for a company that allows you to spend sooo much time on the forums?
5) Who is said company?
6) With all the time he spends answering queries, how the hell did he find the time to actually learn PHP?!

Just a few things I'd been pondering!! 🙂

[Anon]

🙂)))))))))))))
no its definitely not only you who thinks that ....

6) probably by answering questions 🙂))

cya Rob

[[deleted]]

1) why, that's me!
2) I'm from ungabunga land, second tree on the left.
3) Too much work
4) Sure.
5) Vincent inc.
6) Brilliance I guess....

[gushy]

LOL 🙂

Just looked at your profile. Your a very modest man aren't you?! 🙂

[[deleted]]

Yeah, I'm brilliant but modest :-)

[babak]

Vincent is 150 years old.

[kparker]

Perhaps Vincent isn't a real person at all. I suspect he's some kind of Eliza program that Tim wrote into phpbuilder--how else could he manage to <i>be here</i> all the time? :-)

[polson]

agreed. vincent is a bot.

[[deleted]]

$philip_olsen="";
unset($philip_olsen);
delete from world where user="philip olsen";

dang, why isn't this working? 🙂

[polson]

could be the typo ;-) also, don't forget about your auto_prepend_file settings.

[Anon]

maybe because philip_olsen is a cookie ??
🙂))

[[deleted]]

As long as he's not a session var! 🙂

[[deleted]]

giggle

[babak]

How about www.vincent-vincent.net?

[[deleted]]

Hmmm... now that's an idea!

Why don't you al have a whip-round and collect enough money to buy me www.vincent-vincent.net.
Then I'll set up my own forum there and answer my own questions and I'd become even better and smarter and... and....

[gushy]

Well I read in a news article the other week that you can now get Russian TLDs for free.

So we could get www.vincentisabot.com.ru

🙂

And that works out nicely as a question. if vincent IS a bot ru? You could be a really good bot who has convinced people and your self that you are real. Ooh, that's a thinker..

I reckon vincent might (noticed I said might 🙂 ) pass the turing test.

[cayoung]

ok, when are we going to see the game "where's vincent?" you know, like the where's Waldo game, but you have to find a bot on the net... 🙂 Might be fun... yeh, that's the ticket... next thing you know, vincent will have a copyleft on his name, and there will be a vincent users group somewhere... (vug)