Hey Jesse, it's stuck up compuer POS's like you that make people feel like sh1t. And just so you know, most of the hosts given in past articles, either don't exsist or don't accept new members anymore, so just shut up if your gonna flame somone.
One of the best free hosts I've found is http://multimania.fr and if you don't know french, you can always traslante the page using babelfish @ altavista.com 😉 hope your programming does well...
