Yo momma in PHP

[Anon]

Eventually it had to happen. This may not be your first, but it's the first yo momma/programming joke I've ever seen.

If we were to code yo momma in PHP, it would be:

Define("DISGUSTING", 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999);
function mom ($fat){

$yomomma = mom(fat*fat);
if ($yomomma > DISGUSTING) {
return DISGUSTING;
}else{
return yomomma;
}
}; //your mom is recursively power fat

[knickerlas]

Share 'em round like a good boy eh?

[Anon]

You do realize that this recursive function will run forever and never finish, right?

[Anon]

wrong!

notice that the return value is written as 'yomomma', rather than '$yomomma' or '"yomomma"'.

It'll recurse once, passing '"yomomma"' with a warning (and I think maybe a fatal error; trying to multiply strings..), then return the final value of '"yomomma"'.

so mom(x) = '"yomomma"';

[Anon]

No, it'll run forever (if not for the string multiplication) because right when the function is called the function calls itself again...
then when it runs again it'll just keep on calling itself for forever.