I think you can get there without too much pain.
Try:
var_dump($GLOBALS);
var_dump($HTTP_POST_VARS);
var_dump($HTTP_GET_VARS);
var_dump($HTTP_SESS_VARS);
var_dump($HTTP_COOKIE_VARS);
Alternatively, you could use the print_r() function to do the same thing.
Of those listed above, I've only used the GET and POST arrays.
If you do not have any cookie, post, get, or session variables, globals should be the only one you need.