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DELETE FROM world WHERE name='GENGOSA MARCELO';
Why oh why did I allow myself to be programmed via SQL statements? Such a security risk. Oh well. grabs rifle and ammunition
Hm i thought god created the world using objectoriented fortran?
har har, I already comitted my work :-)
That's how he started out, but it just wasn't compatible, so he thought of using Microsoft, but they would only sell him a license in exchange for his soul and he didn't want that :-)
Ah! I knew God was an open-source proponent.
He has to be, do you know how much work it is to reboot the universe? :-)
You dont even want to see the API for it either. 🙂
(Although its my believe that its was all done with BASIC
1002991 IF GENGOSA < man THEN GOTO 1029203
....
1029203 GENGOSA=0 goto 1029392
1029392 GOTO 1029203
:-) Just a thought)
The laws of entropy prove that the universe is not an infinite loop, though.
Ah, but if the universe is not an infinite loop, does a tree still make a sound if it falls over in a forest and there is nobody there?
It still vibrates the air - sound is subjective.
But if the universe was an infinite loop, wouldn't the same tree fall over and over again? Unless of course, that tree is a data structure in an oracle database, in which case God must have employed a couple of DBAs and a Sysadmin to keep it running, but it still crashes randomly and periodically when it gets too many leaves on it.
You mean, it takes longer to reboot the universe than it does to reboot our Sequent mainframe? Wow.
Just think about memory leaks!!!
Gosh! It just hit me, could the big bang actually be a BSOD?
Saludos Gerardo
The universe being written in MS Visual C would explain entropy.
Nah. (No)
Nah, I think the big bang was a kernel dump from a previous instance of the universe.
Nah you want Chaos.... How about papertape???
| o o .o o| | oo o.oo | | oo o. o| | ooo .oo | | oo .o o| | ooo . o | | ooo . oo| | oo .o o|
🙂
hehe. it was probably Microsoft's demo version of the universe expiring.
either that or a servicepack install that went wrong.
"It still vibrates the air - sound is subjective."
ah, that is what you say, but if there is nobody there, how can you tell it does that? :-)
It can't be a datastructure in Oracle, becuase you'll never get a rollback segment of that size on disk :-)
