forgive me, but do you have a pc at home?
You can install apache/php/mysql on your drive for free and simulate having a webhost
or get personal web server
and download php/mysql
I do it as a way to test code on my compputer before making it live
(On the pc I have)
And you never have to worry about changed policy, pop up ads or what not
this is if all else fails. Hey, it works, and is great for testing. If you want more info, i can provide it here