That only works if the remote server is not PHP-aware, in which case Chris wouldn't be trying to use PHP commands in there now would he? ;-)
and fopen() and include() effectively do the same thing, so that won't help either.
The only instance where the original code wouldn't work is if there is an error in the remote server's setup, something like 'register globals=off'
A forum, a FAQ, email notification, what else do you need?