Heres my problem:
ME: I migrated a client site to your servers but the php scripts don't work, and you don't offer error logs only access logs you STUPID CANDY ASSES!
ISP: sowy, but if you upgrade your package to the super ultra deluxe for only 300 p/month more you get a free pair of sandals!
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I know php has some error_logging function but im not sure if its want i need. Help!
