LOL!!
Or, from another perspective:
if browser = NS4 then
response.write "I humble myself before you oh knowledgeable one for continuing to resist The Dark Side of The Force... I wanted to take the red pill too."
response.end
else if browser = IEx then
response.write "Does that ring in your nose hurt much?"
response.end
end if
Ouch...... had to write in ASP...... bad bad bad hands....... ahhhhhhh cooling disinfectant hand wash!!!!!
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