AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
A word of wisdom.
If installing php4 on distro's that optionally came with a version of php3, comment out this line here.
AddType application/x-httpd-php3
Of all the information that is included, they screwed up and left this out. I wonder how much time has been collectively wasted by poor souls such as me gnashing our teeth while trying to figure out the above connundrum.
PHP still kisk arse though.
Big Din K.R.