Don't be stressed out. I have an Apache / Win 95 / MySql environment and if I can get it to run, probably anyone can.
I'm not sure why, but the readme.txt file does not give the settings necessary for Apache and PHP4. This is probably where the problem is.
I finally figured out what had to be done from the book "PHP fast& easy web developmment". I also had several helpful emails from people on this board. Hopefully, I have not forgotten any steps, but here is most of what I did:
ScriptAlias /cgi-bin/ "H:/Apache Group/Apache/cgi-bin/"
ScriptAlias /php4/ "H:/php4/"
AddType application/x-httpd-php .php
AddType application/x-httpd-php-source .phps
Action application/x-httpd-php /php4/php.exe
I extracted the PHP4 zip file to H:\php4
Copied and renamed php.ini-dist to php.ini and placed in the c:\windows directory
Copied php4ts.dll to c:\windows\system ( msvcrt.dll was already there )
If I have forgotten anything, please email me back and I'll add it to my list. Why this is not in the readme.txt file - I don't know.
Also, I would be interested in exchanging information with someone else that is in a similar environment as we work through the issues. If you are interested, please email me. davebean@ecentral.com