I found the problem. It resided in my browscap.ini.
To trouble shoot the error, I went ahead and tried to let php.exe parse a command straight from a dos prompt "php <? print "wassup"; ?>.
Apparently, apache will not allow php to display any error messages or logs because I got one here. I recieved a message box stating that "there was an error at line xxx in browscap.ini". I forget which browser conifg it was, but it was on linux. I edited it out, restarted apache and walla!
also, I moved my php dir into the apache tree structure and edited the ini files appropriatly. This may have helped also.
Hope this helps first timers...