(Moving the post, since the forum assumes I am posting something twice by replying to something I have already replied to. Nice of it to try and do my thinking for me. What is this, AOL?)
Well, I got sick of it and removed the entire thing. All reg entries, etc. Reinstalled from scratch, set all ini points before restarting the system. I've come to the following:
PHP.EXE as a CGI script engine fails. No idea why. You try to run the page and it just sits there, and eventually times out. If you stop the page before it times out, PHP.EXE is left running in Task Manager.
PHP4ISAPI.DLL works fine now, however phpinfo (or php -i) say that the server type is CGI. Weird.
I have no idea why this is so difficult! I realize that PHP was designed for UNIX and Apache type stuff, and the NT/IIS support is fairly new, but there has to be SOMEONE out there who knows why this won't all work properly! So far all I've received are e-mails from anti-NT zealots who expect me to trash my entire system and switch to UNIX just because THEY say it's better. NOT GONNA HAPPEN! You run your system, I'll run mine, and if I can't get this PHP garbage to work properly, it goes away.
Glenn