Thank you Kudose and MikeSnead.
METATAGS!! That's the word! My brain was on vacation without notifying me.... 😛
Right, so, I'm trying to add metatags to my gifs, jpegs, and pngs.
Yes, my server has a newer GD version with gif support added again. My server hasn't compiled in GD truetype support, so I've munged it so that font work is done on another server (which doesn't have jpeg support!) and returns an image. It is further watermarked, transparencies set, images merged and the works. All of this is currently in working order.
That just leaves me with metatags....